The Christmas Gusset

The Dirty Grotto, curated by Kiln at The Rep, Birmingham

Wednesday 16 December, 2015

For this filthy festive occasion I slipped something naughty (but rather nice) into Mother Claus’ grubby stocking tops. Sitting on Mother Claus’ knee, visitors were treated to a fiery ginger ‘powder’ either sucked off her dirty finger or licked off some titillating wraps.

The Christmas Gusset was one of six fabulous nights curated by Kiln at The Rep Theatre in Birmingham. Each night offered a wickedly funny line-up of tinseled brilliance to entertain and titillate, washed down with a glass or two of Babycham at the Sweet Pussy Bar.

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